0
Pigfarts is a fictionalized place in A Very Potter Musical. It is a joke because in the Harry Potter series, they attend Hogwarts. In this spoof musical Draco Malfoy says he would like to instead attend a school call Pigfarts, which is on Mars.
What else can I help you with?
Who is the headmaster at Pigfarts?
Rumbleroar, the talking lion.
Where is pigfarts loacated?
Its on mars! you need a rocket ship to get there!
Can you go to pigfarts?
You can't just GO to Pigfarts. IT'S ON MARS. You NEED a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not ALL of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died! Look at this- look at this- rocketship Potter, huh? Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts, OOH!
What is rumbleroar?
Rumbleroar is a lion that can talk. He is also the headmaster of pigfarts the other school of whichcraft and wizardry (which is on mars). Also, if you are a good student, he lets you ride on his back! Funfact: in Draco's fantasy, he marries Draco to Hermione :D
What is the main part of this story?
Harry is a champion, Draco wants to go to Pigfarts, Voldemort loves to dance, Hermione is frumpy but super smart, Ron and Draco both fall in love with Hermione, Cho Chang is southern, and Cedric Diggory is a particularly good finder.
Can you get in to Hogwarts?
No, it is made up. Unless you are a wizard or a witch, you cannot go to Hogwarts, sorry. But for muggles like yourself, you can go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando, Florida. I hear it is really good. Again Hermione Granger a muggle she is in I will not further correct this question, as both answers are correct. However, I will express my concern that you need to put your questions in the right category from now on. Harry Potter has absolutely nothing to do with Paganism! I will change the category, but consider it a warning.
What happens in each A Very Potter Musical scene?
Act 1Part 1- Get ready for a musical adventure as Harry and his pals go back to school for another year of learning shenanigans! Only this year their wizarding world gets turned on its head when the Dark Lord comes back from the dead to take his revenge on The Boy Who Lived.Part 2- The musical adventure continues in Part 2 when Harry and his pals meet little sisters (Ginny), super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot girls (Cho Chang), and big-baby-jerks (Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle) on their way back to Hogwarts! Part 3- Harry's up to his scar in trouble when he comes back to Hogwarts only to find new teachers and mysterious tournaments waiting for him. Who is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and what's he hiding beneath his turban? Who will win the House Cup this year? And what the heck is a Hufflepuff? It's up to Harry and his pals to FIND out!Part 4- Harry becomes a Hogwarts champion and has to compete in a tournament for the House Cup! But it won't be all fun and games. He'll have to complete dangerous tasks, face off against his arch-rival, Draco Malfoy, and discover the mystery of Pigfarts...Part 5- Watch out! With the help of Professor Quirrel, the Dark Lord Voldemort is back from the dead and in Hogwarts! He's got an evil plan to get his revenge and his body back, but he's got to be well rested if he wants to rule the world. Now Voldy and Quirrel have to learn to live with each other if they're going to be in this situation for a while. Part 6- Harry and his pals have to prepare for the first task of the House Cup tournament, but how can Harry concentrate when he can't stop thinking about the girl he's totally been in love with since freshman year, Cho Chang? Meanwhile, Ginny may have a secret crush of her own, but will Harry ever notice her feelings for him?Part 7- Ron saw some giant crates being delivered to the dungeon, so the gang throw on the old invisibility cloak to do some castle sneaking. But they aren't the only ones wandering the halls after hours... Meanwhile, with their revenge plan going so well, Voldy and Quirrel decide to take a night off.Part 8- After a night out, Voldemort and Quirrel find out they might not be as different from one another as they originally had thought. Has the Dark Lord finally made a friend?Part 9- The day of the first task has arrived and Harry might not be as prepared as hoped he would be. When his magical abilities aren't enough, will his boyish charm and good looks get him out of this pickle?Part 10- The time for the annual Yule Ball is here and it's time for the kids to get their dress robes, learn to dance, and ask that special someone to the most important romantic event of the school year. When Harry and Ron turn out to be the only guys that don't have dates, the situation can only lead to disaster and hilarity.Part 11- At the Yule Ball, Ron and Draco see Hermione and their breath is taken away. Moved to an emotional state beyond mere words, all the boys can do to express themselves is sing! Now, on this night of nights, everyone might be in danger... of falling in love!Part 12- The Yule Ball turns into a night Harry and his pals were not expecting, one that might change all of their lives forever. Remember, a port-key can be any sort of seemingly harmless object, like a football... or a dolphin...Part 13- Harry and Cedric have been transported to some mystery location. What will happen? Will they FIND a way out of there? Or will they find that they're in way over their heads?Part 14- He's back! And better than ever! And his first pleasure shall be revenge, then he'll take over the ministry and rule the world for all time! Will Harry be able to put a stop to his evil plan? And if Voldemort takes over the world, will it really make him happy?Act 2Part 1- Act 2 begins and the entire wizarding world is in a frenzy. Voldemort's back and vlogging about it on his new floo-tube channel, the minister of magic is skeptical of the whole situation, and it's up to Harry to defeat the Dark Lord and save the world... again!Part 2- Can Snape be trusted? Cause it seems as if he's working for Voldemort! When he, the Dark Lord, and little Draco Malfoy put their heads together, evil schemes are hatched that can lead to nowhere but trouble-town... Part 3- Harry goes to meet with Dumbledore to learn vital information that is crucial to bringing down the Dark Lord, and he's brought along his two best friends, Ron and Hermione. Will they be able to get over their hurt feelings before someone gets hurt? They'd better if they care about Harry. After all, when one of thems has gots a problem, that means that all three of thems has gots a problem. As Zac Efron might say, "At Hogwarts, we're all in this together".Part 4- Voldy's plan is in action and everything looks bleak. Harry's all alone, stuck wishing he understood how everything went so horribly wrong. Whence the ministry falls it's time for Voldemort to hop aboard his flying machine and head back to Hogwarts to take his revenge!Part 5- Harry learns he's not alone when his friends find him and let him know that love's all they need to make it through.Part 6- The hunt for the horcrux is on, and it's hidden somewhere in Dumbledore's office. The problem is there are so many things in that room, but the only thing of real value is that boss Zefron poster...Part 7- You thought all the horcruxes had been destroyed, but there's more to this situation than meets the eye. When Voldemort threatens the entire school, Harry must choose to make the ultimate sacrifice and face the Dark Lord in person.Part 8- It's the 11th hour. Time to unite and fight! Time to form Dumbledore's Army. Voldemort is goin' down.Part 9- The final showdown! Harry and his pals finally face down Voldemort in this climactic climax...
