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The reason minecraft has alot of FR issues, is because it's such a large game, and it requires a lot of data to run.
Minecraft should work none the less in May of 2013, try hitting "Options" on the launcher before logging in. Then hit "force update" and it should fix some to most of your issues.
Minecraft videos are for entertainment, how to play minecraft and etc.
either you don't have An internet connection or you have a cracked account on minecraft and it wont let you on. The alternative to this is their minecraft server was having issues.
Planet Minecraft and Minecraft Wiki are two sites i can think of.
No, regular minecraft doesnt have bananas. But some mods do.
You can not pee on Minecraft unless you have some kind of mod.
I can think of only one: Infiniminer, Minecraft's inspiration!
You should really buy Minecraft yourself if you want to play it.
The 3 existing modes on minecraft are adventure, survival and creative.
Look up Minecraft Seed spotlights on YouTube.
Some people do, some don't.