What are some corny Thanksgiving jokes?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because bulidings cannot jump!
Q: Why was the salad embarrased?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite kind of music?
A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: On Thanksgiving, people hate seeing this before they eat, but love seeing this after they eat! What is it?
A: An empty plate!
CORNY - old, worn-out, trite, overused (as "corny jokes"); modern synonym "lame". Read More
I would have thought riddles aren't corny as the answers make you think and it stays with you. Read More
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Use some corny jokes and use some funny stories. I have a girl that I like and she lives down the street from me. I'm pretty sure she likes me, so good luck for you! Read More
you can get a girl by being sweet....sometimes charming.....but dont really be so corny....just make her smile and be friendly and tell good jokes because i am a girl and i know how i had got a bf and what he did Read More
-giggling -reaching for your hands -big, Corny smiles. -stupid jokes -lip biting/licking -weird eye glances Read More
A corny science mineral joke is. I have a nice piece of gneiss. Or any jokes you can relate to that. Because the mineral gneiss is pronounced nice, as it sounds to others. If someone has a shirt thats banded or u see a zebra with stripes or something, you can say thats gneiss! Read More
Corny means so old-fashioned that it's funny. That's a corny joke. Read More
it depends how funny. being too funny is weird. Having corny jokes is creepy. Also, girls don't want jokes that have to do with gross stuff or sex......So besides all of that, ya girls like funny guys. use good judgment to have a balance of serious and funny. good luck! Read More
The population of Corny-Machéroménil is 154. Read More
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One can find some funny black jokes from many locations including: Alfree Jokes, Funny Jokes, Free-Funny-Jokes, Free-Jokes-Online, Jokes Prank, Tight Rope among others. Alternatively, one can search on YouTube and find additional jokes there. Read More
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akrweb.com has some clean jokes but there is also a rude jokes section so beware what they see :-D akrweb.com has some clean jokes but there is also a rude jokes section so beware what they see :-D Read More
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Amercians and Indians were the first to have Thanksgiving. But some sources say the first thanksgiving was held in Canada. Read More
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Some people think it is funny but not for some some people that like dirty jokes are the one who say swear words and have the dirty stuff with females su dont get intrasted in those jokes Read More
Gravy is a popular Thanksgiving word. Gratitude and god are Thanksgiving words. Read More
Pilgrim as in the Pilgrim Thanksgiving, or you can go unconventional with a Dickinsian Thanksgiving. Or festive. Read More
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Thanksgiving day hours are the hours a store is open on Thanksgiving. They vary from store to store. Some stores may be open their regular hours, some may have shorter hours, and some may not be open at all on Thanksgiving. Read More
Corny Concerto - 1962 was released on: USA: 30 October 1962 Read More
A Corny Concerto - 1943 was released on: USA: 25 September 1943 Read More
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Corny Cole died on August 8, 2011, in Santa Clarita, California, USA of multiple system atrophy. Read More
The cast of Corny - 2002 includes: Ioana Carcea as Girl Ovidiu Savin as Store Clerk Read More
You write jokes, you test your jokes, you use your jokes. Read More
Jokes do not have to be funny. But if they are not funny, they are not really jokes! There are bad jokes and there are good jokes. Good jokes are better. Bad jokes can be embarrassing........It would be interesting if someone could tell us what makes something funny, but there not be an answer to that. You just have to know it when you see it, I guess! Read More