What are some corny Thanksgiving jokes?

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off!

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, because bulidings cannot jump!

Q: Why was the salad embarrased?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: What is a turkey's favorite kind of music?

A: Plymouth Rock!

Q: On Thanksgiving, people hate seeing this before they eat, but love seeing this after they eat! What is it?

A: An empty plate!