What are some get well soon jokes?

The only get well soon joke is this. I hope you FELL better!! It's not the best joke on earth, but it's a joke...

A doctor comes into the hospital room and says "I've got good news and bad news"
The patient says "What's the good news?"
"They're going to name a disease after you!"

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? That depends on whether the light bulb has health insurance!

A Short History of Medicine:
"Doctor I have an ear-ache"
2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC - "That root is heathen - say this prayer."
1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition - drink this potion."
1940 AD - "That potion is quack medicine - take this pill."
1985 AD - "That pill is ineffective - take this antibiotic."
2000 AD - "That antibiotic is artificial - eat this root."