1: Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Answer: They Split!
2: ( If a person wants you to leave, you could say: Time for me to peel out.)
I honestly don't know anymore. Sorry! :/
Q: How do you make a Freudian slip? A: Leave a banana skin outside his consulting room.
My wife can't wrestle but you should see her box! My wife can't make a lemon manage BUT she sure can make a banana cream!
To make a banana into a vegetable, you simply have to plant it! After all, if it can grow into a fruitful tree, it must have some roots in the garden. Just remember, when it comes to jokes, timing is everything—so be sure to peel out the punchline!
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
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To do the banana splits(drum noise for jokes)
Goodjokes.com jokes.com funnyjokes.com anitjokes.com google.com, then type in jokes
I'm an orange!
Did you eat the baby
Don't seat on me