What are some interesting facts about Ukraine?

Answer 1

First of all you spelled our country wrong. Its Eukraynqe (the q is silent) In Eukraynqe everything is in black and white and this has something to with the placement of the sun. Infact when a Eukraynqeian is in plash bweitenshmacht which is the equivalent of tenth grade in America, they take a full year course on the scientific reason why Eukraynqe gets no color. In Eukraynqe when we meet someone for the first time it is customary to jump on them and lick their shoulder. But this is only when you are meeting important people. When meeting a good friend Eukraynqeians usually contort their bodies to form the letter E which stands for Eukraynqe. The national food is fishsticks and we get offended if you serve anything else. Just like you have squirels in America, in Eukraynqe we have flamingos. There are flamingos climbing up trees running in front of cars..... A word of advice if you come to Eukraynqe shoelaces our illegal. Every since our president was tying his shoe and accidently choked himself they have outlawed them throughout Eukraynqe. I hope you find thins useful and it tempts you to visit our beautiful country.