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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A: A pair of Re-Bachs.
Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.
Two grave robbers decided to rob a grave. They find a nice grave and start digging. After they dug up the topsoil they found a hole and in the hole there was a man with wild white hair sitting in front of a piano. The man would play a couple notes then erase something on a piece of music. The two men, amazed beyond belief, yelled down to the man, 'Who are you, and what are you doing?' The man looked up and said...
"I'M BACH, AND I'M DECOMPOSING!"
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"This phone is baroque; please call Bach later."
A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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