What are some ocean jokes?
Q: What did the walrus say when he was late?
A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship."
Q: Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because all the fish go blu, blu, blu.
One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 30 feet underwater. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went down to 60 feet, and noticed the guy headed down with him. The diver descended to 90 feet and saw the guy still headed down toward him. The diver finally stopped at 130 feet underwater and found the guy right next to him. The scuba diver was impressed that this guy was able to go so deep without any scuba gear, so he took his underwater slate and wrote, "How are you able to go to 130 feet underwater with any scuba equipment." When he showed to the him, the guy ripped the slate out of his hands and wrote, "I'm drowning you fool!"
Q: How is a walrus like a banana?
A: You'd better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus...
Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."
There are a few goat jokes. The most popular goat joke would be "what do you call a goat at sea?" a Billy Ocean.
Some Harry Potter jokes are: "How obsessed with Harry Potter are you? "About nine and three quarters!" "What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?" "Why so Sirius?" "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "You Know" "You Know Who?" "Exactly"
You can know this by her words and messages. Does she appreciate such jokes, Note she could like them and not be into them.
There are a few different pig jokes told. The most popular pig joke told is the zookeeper joke.
Some good owl jokes include: Someone said you sounded like an owl? (Who?) What do you call an owl with a deep voice? (A growl) Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet?" (Because he didn't give a hoot!)
There are many of jokes about spiders. The most popular joke told about spiders is "what is a spiders favorite TV show", the answer to this joke is "the newly web show".
Reefs are located on the ocean floor. They are jagged rocks below the surface of the ocean.
Hammerhead sharks live in oceans. Harp seals and harbour seals also live within oceans. Hermit crabs and horseshoe crabs are crustaceans that live in the ocean. The herring is a fish that lives in the ocean. Humpback whales are also found in oceans.
Limpets are aquatic snails which live in oceans. Lemon shark is a species of shark that is found in the ocean. Lobsters are crustaceans which are found in oceans. Loggerhead turtles can also be found within oceans. Leafy seadragons, which are similar to seahorses, can also be found in oceans. The littoral zone is an area of the ocean which is close enough to a shore or shallow area to allow enough sunlight through the… Read More
Three fish which can be found in oceans are the mackerel, the mullet and the mulloway. Mako sharks and megamouth sharks also live in oceans. Mussels are found in oceans. These are molluscs, another M word. The manta ray can be found in the oceans too. Manatee is a mammal that lives within oceans. Man-O'-War is a deadly kind of ocean jellyfish. Marine biology and marine life are two ocean-related terms.
Jellyfish begin with J and are found in oceans. The jewfish is a group of fish species, some which are found in oceans. Similarly there is also the Jewel fish. Japanese bullhead shark is a species of ocean-dwelling shark.
then get to know the people then you might realize what jokes they like
Diabetic jokes are not always funny, but here are some jokes and quotes that are hopefully not offensive: 1. Two diabetics are in Vegas for some blackjack. "What are you doing here, hon?" asks a friendly bar girl. One diabetic replies, "Countin' carbs, countin' carbs." 2. Please don't sugarcoat the truth, I'm diabetic. 3. Why did the vampire bite the diabetic? He had a sweet tooth. 4. A nurse at my hospital received a call… Read More
specific ocean, indian ocean, north ocean, south ocean.
Why are Don Pedro and Claudio confused by how Benedict acts when they see him in the streets in Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare?
Please cite Act and Scene numbers, as it is difficult to know what scene you are talking about.
Comedies and Tragedies. Roman plays are not in any way subtle because they were not a subtle people. Their comedies feature fart jokes and gross sex jokes and the tragedies are bloody and gruesome in the extreme.
a whale is weighed at a whale way station
What do frogs like to drink? Beer, because of the hops.
The ocean ecosystem is found throughout the water column of the ocean. However, more organisms are found near the photosynthetic zone of phytoplankton. The most productive waters of the ocean are in up welling zones.
pacific ocean, atlantic ocean, indian ocean, and artic ocean
A teasing joke is when everyone including the person being teased laughs. A rude joke is when someone is either threatening another person or only the person who said the joke is laughing.
Let's start with the obvious. Water is found in the ocean. Whales are also found in oceans. The whale shark is a shark found in the ocean (and no it doesn't eat whales). The walrus is a mammal that lives within oceans. There are ocean-dwelling snails called whelks. The weedy seadragon is native to the ocean as well. Ocean-related terms are waves and whitecaps.
Not ocean, but Black sea
the Arctic Ocean
Yellowfin tuna is native to the oceans. The yellow moray eel can be found in the Pacific ocean.
The Pacific Ocean is the closest ocean to Wyoming.
Pacific Ocean is the nearest ocean to California.
the Atlantic ocean is larger, the Pacific ocean is the largest, then the Atlantic , the Indian ocean is 3rd.
Gar are ray-finned fish which live in oceans. Giant squids can also be found in oceans. Grouper is another fish. Gulls are birds which frequent oceans.
Atlantis Ocean and Pacific Ocean
The Antarctic Ocean is the closest ocean to Melbourne.
Antarctica is surrounded by the Southern Ocean. There is no 'Antarctic Ocean'.
The Pacific Ocean is the ocean on the western side of Mexico.
The Pacific Ocean is the most mature of all oceans on the Earth.
The second coldest ocean on Earth is the Atlantic Ocean
Kashmir is a landlocked province, it is not really near any ocean. However, the nearest ocean to it would be the Indian Ocean.
yes, the arctic ocean is larger than the indian ocean. p.s. go search is up and then you will know why.
No ocean was discovered then. "Western" explorers such as the Vikings had been sailing the North Atlantic ocean fore some time before that, and the South Atlantic was first sailed by the Phoenicians some 200 years BC and its existence was well known to the ancient Greeks and Romans. All the other oceans (like the Indian Ocean and the Pacific) were discovered by Westerners in the 15th and early 16th century.
Zooplankton is found in oceans. The zebra angelfish and the zebra lionfish are also found in the ocean. Other creatures are the Zanzibar whip coral shrimp, zebra moray, zebra shark, zigzag cowry and warty sea slugs.
The island group of Hawaii is in the Pacific Ocean
Since we do not know where you live, we can't answer the question properly - if you live in the US, it is probably the Atlantic ocean.