What are some the products a cow makes?
Milk, cheese, and you can make steak or beef from a cow
A cow with its tail to the west makes weather the best - a cow with its tail to the east makes what?
It isn't a cow, it's a bull named Elmer, husband of Borden's Elsie the cow. Some glues are made from rendered cows hooves (as are gelatin products like Jel-O), leading some people to joke about the cow on the Elmer's bottle being representative of its ingredients. In an episode of The Simpsons, vegetarian Lisa hallucinated that the cow on her glue bottle accused her with: "You won't eat my meat, but you glue with my…