What are the lyrics to caveman love horrible histories cbbc?

Answer 1

Caveman love part1 and 2

I'm just a lonely cave-girl searching for a mate

Looking for cave romance or at least a caveman date

My momma says i must wait here until the moon is bright

With cakes, milk and honey as gifts for the gods

Or as snack food for mr.right

Now crawl around three times on your hands and knees

And if the face of a handsome man comes into view

Then he's your caveman love

I think i must look really silly

What caveman in his right mind will go for a crawling circling girl li..

Oh are you the man for me?

Part 2

My handsome caveman husband is all i hoped he would be

He likes to go out hunting then I'll cook it for his tea

I promise to love him forever until he's old and grey

He'll live to the grand age of 30 at which point he'll probably pass away oww

But that doesn't mean you stop loving him because now you have to prepare

a burial to show how much you care

For your caveman love

1st i set fire to my husband

Then carefully cut of his skin

Then boil in a pot some oysters and snakes

let the funeral begin

Drop in some limpets and winkles and sprinkles

Of mouse, toad and strew

Then put out the fire with the cauldron

And say au'revoir to my caveman love

My caveman love my caveman love.