What are the lyrics to the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows literal trailer?

Answer 1

Introductory helicopter nature shot

(bad guy at a safe distance)

Second helicopter introductory nature shot

Bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance! (turn)

Careful harry... HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE!

Harry needs some sleep

And he needs a nose

And he needs some sleep... and some new glasses!

And he needs a manicure

DONT SLEEP YET HARRY HES GONNA KILL YOU! LOOK OUT!!!!

Spell, Dodge

Too many passengers

Dramatic turn,

How does that hold him up?

First time he touched a girl

Pan up, pointy roof,

Leaf bed, look right

This movie is extremely important!

Force field dissolves,

Dramatically raise hand,

That train is screwed,

Slowly look left!

This movie is the most important movie you will ever see

Back up in a library

Raise your hand (and a wand)

Dragons pissed, Weasely's scared,

Of a bunch of bad guys but he acts brave as he runs

You've got to buy two tickets

Masked guy on a broom, swerve

Run, throw, exploding,

Running, closer shot, cast a spell, DUCK!

Be careful with that stick! too late!

(OK, time out. Oh, thank god, OK. Gotta catch my breath. He's grabbing his face, whatever... OK go!)

Dragon take off, people running,

Downhill people running, FLEX

Part 1 November, walking

Chase that fire you wizards

Flying horse... lizards,

Look out Harry, too late, its got him, help him Ron! (swing!!)

Part 2 July 2, burning,

People running backwards, screaming,

Wave hand, upskirt, windy, kissing,

Snape, cast spell, climb, look,

BLOW UP THE TOWN!!!

Wizard, lightning, battle!

Zoom, huge shiny P

Then other letters come out!