The Onion News Network - 2007 NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl by 2018 was released on:
USA: 11 February 2010
The Onion News Network - 2007 Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday was released on: USA: 30 March 2010
The Onion News Network - 2007 Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 was released on: USA: 8 July 2008
The Onion News Network - 2011 was released on: USA: 2011
The Onion News Network - 2007 The Onion Looks Back at 'The Wizard of Oz' was released on: USA: 17 June 2013
The Onion News Network - 2007 Dredge the River was released on: USA: 15 May 2009
The Onion News Network - 2007 The Beijing Olympics Are They a Trap was released on: USA: 31 July 2008
The Onion News Network - 2007 America's Waitresses Are They Hitting on You was released on: USA: 20 May 2011
The Onion News Network - 2007 2009-03-12 was released on: USA: 12 March 2009
The Onion News Network - 2011 Snowlocaust 1-2 was released on: USA: 28 January 2011
The Onion News Network - 2011 Fifth Anniversary 1-4 was released on: USA: 11 February 2011
The Onion News Network - 2011 The Real Obama 1-7 was released on: USA: 4 March 2011
The Onion News Network - 2007 McCain Declines Secret Service was released on: USA: 6 May 2008