What are the top ten or more things to do with handcuffs if you are bored?

Answer 1

Lets see if we can get a few of these going...

1. they work well to attach someone to a bed

2. you can use them to hold up your pants

3. go into a store and put them on a mannequin.

4. little sibling...overall straps....towel bar...do the math

5. painful frisbee knockoff

6. handcuff the freezer doors together in the grocery store

7. attach a chair to a table at a restaurant

8. Close the gym...while a class is going on

9. leave them sitting at a library table...preferably in a study room

10. Handcuff yourself (or a friend) to the steering wheel, and drive around like that. wait to get pulled over and make up a crazy-ass story about how the ducks in your head told you to.

11. attach them to your wrist & a brief case & walk around like you've got something important inside.