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What common household item is the best substitute for a vagina?
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∙ 14y ago
You could use bubble wrap packing and roll into a tube shape and put into a plastic jug. Ensure that it's not too tightly or loosely rolled. Put some gel lubricant or washing liquid around the hole in the middle of the roll.and warm water in the jug. Stick your penis inside and enjoy .
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∙ 12y ago
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∙ 12y agoOkay, so ive been in this position before, i know that feel brother and here is the most realistic way.
Step 1.
get buttnaked in your room & cover your body in vaseline
Step 2.
Prepare a bowl of mashed potatos (try to keep it at a heat of approx. 37 degrees)
Step 3.
Now, heres the part youve been waiting for!
Eat the mashed potatoes.
Step 4.
Sit in your room, covered in vaseline waiting for your mum & think up the funniest thing you can say like 'Mum, i lost my pineapple!'
Enjoy.
You weird c*nt.
Wiki User
∙ 15y agoI'm assuming it's a guy asking this, hand, anus, mouth, pillow, sex toy. . . . . .
Wiki User
∙ 14y agoThere is nothing that is a good substitute for a vagina.
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∙ 14y agobanana
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