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What cures the measles?

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Anonymous

13y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

You have to go outside in the rain and chant "Measley, measley, go away!" five times. Then you have to stand in a barrel of rainwater collected from that rain 2 days after you chant and eat a pickle.

If this does not work, try eating bananas instead.

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13y ago

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