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Teacher: Who created the earth?
(Boy siiting beside pokes the girl's back with a pen)
Girl: Oh God!
Teacher: Good...Who was born on 25 Dec ?
(Boy again pokes the girls back)
Girl: Oh Jesus!
Teacher::Fine.... What did Eve tell Adam
when they had their 17th baby?
(The naughty boy does poke on girl's back again)
This time the girl lost her temper and yelled....
"If you don't stop insertng that thng in me now. I'll break that into two pieces and just put it into your nostrils."
The teacher unaware of the scene fainted before the girl could complete......mistaking it as the answer ..
What else can I help you with?
When a child can tell the difference between right and wrong a child is accountable for his or her sins?
Everyone with the exception of Jesus Christ is born in sin.
Did God tell Adam that he was going to send down his son?
No he did not tell Adam that, he told it to the prophets much later after mans fall into sin .
Who was first born on the planet?
jesus Answer As Adam and Ever were the first people on the planet we must accept the scriptures version of their offspring as being correct. Genesis ch. 4 v 1 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD. The scriptures only tell us about Cain because of the important role he played in commiting the first murder and his turning away from God. The above scripture could also mean that Eve had begotten another child. The scriptures are not quite clear on this point. Though it is logical to accept the bible version that Cain was the first child and Abel the second child.
What did the medicine man tell Okonkwo after the death of Ekwefi's second child?
He tells Okonkwo that the child is an ogbanje, a child who after dying re-enters their mother's womb to be born again.
How do you congratulate parents for the new born baby?
You can tell the parents how beautiful their new born child is and how the child resembles the parents. Additionally, many people buy baby gifts and baby clothes to celebrate the birth of the new born.
Was William Tell a real man?
The Answer is William Adam
How do you tell if a women is a man?
check if they have an Adam's apple
On your first child what are the chances of going into labor before the due date?
The due date is not definite - only an estimate. My son was born 2 days before. No one can tell you exactly when the child will be born.
If a 15 year old boy sleeps with a 16 year old girl and she gets pregnant but does not tell him about the child till it is born is the boy liable for the child?
The boy is the father of the child and is responsible for it.
How can you tell if your child has cancer?
You can't, a doctor can. If you believe your child has cancer then you need to see a doctor and tell them the symptoms that your child is having.
How many days in tell new moon come out?
the new moon will be out in November the 17th.
What do you do when someone has eaten your burger?
you make them pay you and tell them to get out Adam
