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No, monkeys don't wear tampons. Only humans wear tampons.
Yellow monkeys wear blue hats. Therefore, green monkeys wear purple hats and GREEN MONKEYS ARE AWESOME. They are so cute when they ride the little bicycles at the circus...
they wear monkeys
Monkeys do not need glasses and if you were to give them glasses they would most likely not keep them on.
As it is not part of the physical make up of a monkey.
Yes.
Monkey's are important because, they wear sombreros.
they probably COULD but it would be really cruel wouldn't it?
Because it makes them look cool as f**k.
Yes. Monkeys can be quite messy pets, especially when they reach maturity. They can be destructive when bored, and they can sometimes engage in distasteful activities with poo and pee. Also, monkeys cannot be properly toilet trained. Younger ones can wear nappies or be partially toilet trained, but the effects wear off as maturity progresses. So, in other words, monkeys are messy.
Well you see, dumb monkeys usually wear very intense clothing. They are usually seen in Overalls, beanies, bunny slippers and plastic butts. Diapers are also very common. But if you really want to impress a dumb monkey, give it a banana phone.
Shame, shame, puppy shame. All the monkeys know your name. Is a playground taunt in India. It means someone was caught unrobed as dogs do not wear clothing and monkeys run wild there so they saw the person.