You are doomed to hell.
When someone steals your pokemon.
Robber
A pecuniary thief is a person who steals money, as opposed to one who steals property or, today, identities. someone who steals money.
Cry.
Cut their hand OFF!
When someone steals your pokemon.
they is a theft
The term for someone who steals crops is a "crop thief" or a "crop poacher".
Pirates?
No, he STEALS your phone.
Punch them in the face
someone who steals copper