Hide it or destroy it or tape it to a kite and fly it away from your best friend or give her/him some cash so they can buy it for them selves!
dump him
if he/she tells your everything, keeps your secrets, is trustworthy, caring, loving, nice, and much more ! Theres alot of characteristics on a best friend that make them your best friend.
He wants you.
no cereal.
A real best friend is the one who keeps it real with you. So keep it real. Then make her/him feel like their your gardian angel.
eating the anger keeps the blood pressure low, which is the best way to control blood pressure and prevent heart attacks
tell them to shove the friendship where the sun don't shine and get a new best friend as they obviously ain't worth it!! or you could try talking to them :)
If you're worried your friend will hurt themselves than it is best for you to all authorities.
forget about him
Get away from them. A real best friend would not punch you or call you bad names.
Tell his 'friend' to stay out of your business !
Have more confidence in yourself. If she is telling the world that you are her best friend then she must truly believe that you are and she wants everyone to know that she loves you and values you. You should be proud of yourself and listen to her when she says that you are her best friend.