Forget about him! There are tons of fish in the sea and who needs a long distant relationship anyways.
He doesn't sound like a boyfriend to me. Think about it.
Sprung is when he has an erection. Haha!
Time to get a new boyfriend because the current boyfriend is most likely a homosexual.
You get em a watch.
Probably...
it's that time of the month, babe.
no way!
it lives for about a month
I would guess his birthday month of January and November, the month he met his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen (11/10)
Plug in the vibrator and relax.
the question says all
A month in Paris could be called a holiday, but the translation of month is mois.