Ha ha.. I think it means:
Where's my eggs?
Haha I think it's a little late for this but it means where are my balls
I think you mean Donde which is Where (in english)
where is my husband
'unn' - ?'donde vives' = where (do) you live
Suck my balls D
The woman buys eggs but she doesn't need them
huevos is eggs
Go with eggs.
It's spelled "huevos", and it is Spanish for "eggs."
I think you may mean comes mi huevos. that would be "eat my eggs."
"Se pone el huevo en la plata, ¿no?" translates to "Does the egg go in the silver (container), right?" in English. It's a colloquial way of asking if something is ready or needs to be placed in a specific location.
"I almost don't speak English, but tell her/him/it that my eggs on her/his/its face." "My eggs are on his face" is not a proper translation of the second half of that phrase. The proper translation would be the slang English "my balls are up in his grill!"
chupa mi huevos means suck my balls and senorita means "young lady"