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How do you get magical dog?
you go to the magical geanie and then you take a crap in the magical love toilet now... if your gooing for a large dog you wanna yell like your a wolve thanks for your time mystery saver!
How do you cook fried crap?
well you take a sh*t and you put it on toilet paper and then you put it in a pan and then once your done don't eat it give it to your dog!
Where did crap get its name?
from the inventor of of the toilet Tomas Crapper
What is dog crap?
Dog crap is brown or green stuff that comes out of a dog's as* hole. But all I have to say about it is: If you want to know that much about dog crap then you must have a serious mental problem. THIS IS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MENTAL RETARDANCE!
What is a dog log?
Dog poop or Crap.
Are there fish on mars?
mars is the red planet and the red plant is made of crap. Yesterday i had a crap in my toilet, i picked it up and licked it, it tasted like crap. I put it in a cup and fed it to my dog, i had to take him to the vet. when my dog got better i ate his crap it tasted like fish. so i crapped my pants and ate it it tasted like a crappy fish. to make a long story short..........crap tasts i little bit a very little bit like fish. and what is the red plant made of.... crap so it tastes like fish. but no theres no fish on mars i think. and dont eat crap i got samanela and my dog died. then i cooked him.
Where is the biggest toilet in the world?
Wherever I take the biggest crap.
Is it normal that my crap so hot it leaves the toilet steaming?
no
Why is a toilet so depressed?
Because they have to deal with everyone's crap.
Can you die from taking a crap?
yes if you push too hard you will die on de toilet and then the toilet will be haunted so beware of the haunted toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the ring the scariest movie?
Yes When I Saw The Trailer I Had To Crap Myself But When I Went To The Toilet Door I Was To Scared So I Just Did It AnyWay But Then I Looked And The Toilet Roll Was Gone But I Found Out My Dog Was Eating It.....?
Who invented the MODERN day toilet?
Thomas Crapper, the word crap was coined after him
