it ate a clock.
Depends on the circumastances, when stressed/ excited / getting fed they make squeaking noises.
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your guinea pig may not be making any noises because it is NOT happy. when it is happy it will make plenty of noises. it may be unhappy because: you arent giving him enough fruits and vegtables you arent holding it enough(they should be held atleast 5 times a week) its cage is dirty, for more helpful tips you can go to the website guineapigsclub.com!
assuming you mean the bell that makes noises, "bells"
its normal
it means he wants to kiss you
No idea but i would definatelly see a vet
This can mean that the guinea pig was frightened from something loud, like a dog bark or telephone ring.
This is called bruxing, and it has a similar meaning to a cat purring.
See a medical professional to determine if you have a problem.
It depends. Guinea pigs make all different kinds of noises depending if they are happy or scared. Wheeking: means feed me. they either know food is coming or they're hungry. Rumbling: when a male is trying to romance a female. Shrieking: sounds like a wheek, only more high pitched. it means they are afraid or in pain. Purring: means pleasure. Teeth Chattering: upset or angry. Mutter/Chut: meaning relaxed, happy, and content Whining: Just like it sounds, complaining Chirping: no one really knows why they do this or what it means.
If they are regular, raspy noises, sort of like snoring, it may mean that your rat has a respiratory infection. You should get a vet to check it out, and prescribe antibiotics if necessary. Respiratory infections are dangerous for rats.