Honestly, it sounds like he just wants to be friends. But who knows? maybe he just handles his feelings in a joking way. You never know so don't be afraid to ask him serious.
that means he totally wants to destroy you internal organs.
It is a joke. "It's so fluffy I'm going to die" is Agnes' line when she wins a stuffed unicorn. Obviously she is not going to die just because it is a very fluffy horse. It is a dramatic statement because she loves it so much.
Its just a joke, there is no way that your baby can be photocopied and turned into paper. I mean dafuq. Its probably just a saying, or a simple joke. Try not to take things so seriously. K? fanks bro. DAFUQ DOES THAT MEAN? LOLOLOLOLOLOMGLOLOL. </3
He is failing at making a joke (and making a reference from sponge bob)if he say it again just laugh
It might be a joke cause his mate is acting stupid or it could just be he likes you and his mates a dick. if the guy who ask you out laughs when he says it is a joke if he doesn't its real.
nope
it pretty much means she is going to do just that and is loyal to you and does not want anyone else.
Two things, either he doesn't like you or he just forgot.
to just joke around and not really mean it
Accept this as a nice compliment and return it in some way, the worst thing you can do is ignore it or feel as if it's a joke, because he is just trying to show you how much you mean to him.
Say "Who do you think I am, your maid"then crack a non-mean joke
Talk about things that mean something to you or somethings you like or want to do and ask her questions of the same thing. Joke around about things, be calm seem interested when ever she says something that means something to her or something that she does just get a good floe going and keep it that way......