Ja, das ist urkomisch = yes, that is hilarious/hysterical
"What is this?"="Was ist das?" (if it`s meant as a question).
Das ist = That is.
"That is not" is "das ist nicht" in English.
You say "Was ist das?" In German.
Was ist das Gegenteil von hell? translate as What is the opposite of light?Das Gegenteil von hell ist dunkel = The opposite of light is dark
"ist das dein" basically means "is this yours"
fertig ist das ABC are the closing words of the German of the ABC-song and translate as the ABC is finished/over.
Es ist vorbei means it is over in English.
"Das ist gut" means "This (or it) is good." in English. It's basically said to show approval of something, or agreement.
"Was ist das?" = "What is that/it?"
"Vas is das" is not a correct phrase in any language. It may be a mix of German and English, where "was ist das" in German means "what is that" in English.
The full quote Sex ist eine Schlacht Liebe ist Krieg translates as sex is a battle love is war and is taken from the song Wollt ihr Das Bett in Flammen sehen? (album Herzeleid) by German group Rammstein