there was something in the pie
You mean pi? That would be the two vertical lines with the squiggly on top. I think.
hair pie is the slang expression for cunilingus
I think you mean "apple PIE order," which means in very good order or very well organized.
mean your being distracted by pie
simileThe phrase "as American as apple pie" is an example of both a simile and an expression.
Life is like a big pie. Each experience is one segment or slice. That does not mean it has been a good or bad experience, just a slice or part of the whole.
Crow. Humble pies are suppose to be meat pies made with crow. As in the saying 'made to eat crow.' Apparently they taste awful.
When someone is using "word" as an expression, ussualy have some of the following meanings : "I agree" "On my word" or "I am a man of my word/you are a man of your word"? "You have my word on it"
the fact that many Americans associate apple pie with traditional or patriotic sentiment.
Pie is a fruity or sweet dessert.
The idiomatic expression "eat humble pie" means to admit one's mistakes or errors and show humility, often after having been arrogant or boastful. It typically involves recognizing that one is wrong and accepting consequences, which can be a humbling experience. The phrase suggests a need to lower oneself and acknowledge shortcomings, often in front of others.
Cutie pie is "querido/a" or "cariño/a"