Translation: You do not get drunk.
Tu te llamos mean "And your name?"
"Tu esposa te golpea" means "Your wife hits you" in English.
"Te gusta tu pueblo" translates to "Do you like your town?" in English.
you imagine
si y tu
you are having your hair curled
It means- How are you behaving
Do you know that I like you ?
te amo means i love you
I think you mean: Yo te amo, pero porque tu no me amas? I love you, but why don't you love me?
"hola mi querido te quiero tu perfil" means hello my dear I love your profile.
"Do you shave your legs?" is the translation for 'est-ce que tu te rases les jambes'.