What does you are the quiet neighbor with a big freezer mean?

Answer 1

Hey sorry i was in the shower didn't see this. Quiet neighbor....Means it's a mime situation. Many people find that mimes in their neighborhood could cause a rustle in the dynamics due to their quiet nature and occupation/religion. Well known fact that mimes have large freezers. It's to keep all of their baguettes from spoiling after the long Immigration process from Fance.

I know what you're thinking...what is a mime religion? Let me clarify this. As we all know it's works based, very action oriented. All about what they do and show you their faith through art/creative interpretation. Such as the classic stuck in an invisible box move. To demonstrate how one might feel trapped in their own little box at times. Symbolizing a form of purgatory being cut off and in the in between . The reason they don't speak is narry for a vow of silence. They are sacrificing it, giving it up not for lent because its completely different,,,but giving it to the mime god. Mimesis who was a mortal but because of his great feats, therefore people copy his lifestyle to acheive that same diety status through the art of Mime. He was born without a tongue and almost died after swallowing it as a young infant. But after he was an older infant he began realizing that he wasn't the same as the other 8 year olds in his group. While in ancient school with the 8 year olds he was ruthlessly bullied and developed a tactic to deflect the strikes of the bullies. He would pretend that he had a strong box formed around as a hedge of protection. This would then confuse the ancients minds of the simple children and cause then to run in fear at the new found supernatural child, Memesis...

So anyway next time you see a bumpersticker at Kroger or something like that with this quote. Don't fear, simply bow in respect to memesis while taking a moment of silence. After which you may ask if their bread is still ok and offer a new loaf as a sign of peace.