What happens after you get bit by a grasshopper?

Answer 1

you could get seriously injured and may cause cancer in any of your bones so be careful but it is very rare that you get cancer but you should go see a doctor because it may bring parasites inside your body

dude wtf(what the fudge) nothing will happen i dont even think its possible to get bit by a grasshopper

you die. first where u got bitten swells really big. then u get a parasite that attacks your muscles including your heart and brain. the parasite finishes eating all your muscles in about a year and at the end you will be flat.