Either nothing, or you get sick, or you die. It depends on what the ink is made of.
I don't think it hurts if you accidentally swallow tiny amounts of it (like when brushing your teeth with it). However, you SHOULD NOT mix it with water and drink it like a drink, because I heard this poisons you (athletes do this sometimes before races). If you do swallow more than a little bit, I would definitley call Poison control center....
It is not if u swallow just a little bit but if you swallow a pen full you could possibly vomit but it is not fatal.
You'll be fine. It's not recomended that you swallow this stuff, but just a little bit swallowed can't hurt. It's a little bit like swallowing a tiny bit of tooth paste or mouth wash. Unless it's alot, you won't need the hospital.
Not much. It may irritate your mouth, throat and/or stomach, but a tiny bit should be harmless.
Probably nothing, but it may irritate the sinuses for a bit.
did u put a little bit or alot? if its a little use a turkey baster to suck it out
i think its a little bit heavy of the uterus
It's not a big deal. I would drain it out and replace all the oil (and filter if you ran it). It may smoke for a little but won't hurt anything. If it's a high mile car it may even clean it out a little bit! Good Luck!
Yes, because toothpaste contains fluoride which is poison to the human body. (If you swallow a big amount of toothpaste or drinks that include fluoride go to a doctor, if you swallow a little bit of fluoride you will be fine).
Anytime you swallow anything that isn't food, you should call the poison control center to find out whether you should head to the hospital or the morgue. What you probably shouldn't do is ask a bunch of knuckleheads on the internet what to do, especially when you don't give them specifics (like what KIND of "anti-itch cream").
You wait a little bit then call again
It gets wet.