Immediately after her period, no egg has yet ovulated so it's kinda safe to say that pregnancy will not take place. However, if you had contact at least 5 days before her ovulation and the sperm manages to survive (usually the viability period is 5 days) and fertilize her egg then you got yourself a pregnant lady.
It dies.
By bleed I assume you mean start your period? This happens when your menstrual cycle begins producing eggs that need to be fertilized by sperm, when you have your period it slightly splits the lining of your vagina causing it to bleed.
Yes. You may notice that you have more mucus in between your cycles. That is ovulation, and the increased mucus is to aid the sperm in fertilizing the egg. After ovulation happens, the vagina doesnt need to be as moist, b/c there is no reason it needs sperm to travel. Its normal.
The vagina will experience menses, which is the sloughing off of the uterine lining, in what is commonly called a "period."
She certainly can not get pregnant from swallowing sperm. sperm needs to be ejaculated in the vagina for that to happen.
Sperm don't stay in your body, first of all. Second, a sperm can fertilize an egg, or not. The rest are naturally absorbed or flushed out of the vagina normally.
No. It won't do anything.
The female absorbs the sperm because there just microscopic protiens
Removal of Mirena does not affect whether sperm is in the vagina.
Pregnancy happens when one sperm cell meets one egg cell. So if the sperm gets into the vagina -- no matter what it's riding on -- pregnancy is possible!
No ejaculation means no sperm, you can't get pregnant, unless he masturbated just before and still had sperm on his penis.
Nothing, it'll just go to her stomach. She can't get pregnant unless the sperm actually enters the vagina. If it enters her mouth then it is a long way away from her egg