then you deserved to be slapped
hard
You pickle it.
it lowers the alcohol percentage.
It dies.
A fish that can't swim in a drink you can't consume.
Then your fish will eventuatley die but if you put too mush of it in your fish will explode :)
they drown
if female beta fish are put together they would start to fight like the males.
it would eventually shock the fish and kill them
They die
you get drunk.
Then the fish are stuck in the river for all eternity.
they will die
You'll throw up two quarts of vodka plus what you had for dinner.