you get drunk.
You'll throw up two quarts of vodka plus what you had for dinner.
You will die.
I looked it up on Google and it appears to be vodka?!? it appears to be vodka?!? vodka is a beer
You bend your knees and go up when you shoot.
He starts meowing in russian.
You will have a mixed vodka with somewhere between 30 and 40% ABV (estimated to be 35% ABV or 70 US proof)
then you deserved to be slapped hard
The vodka will be diluted and will be more quickly absorbed thus affecting you more quickly. This is true of any mixers with alcohol.
For starters, a true martini uses gin, not vodka.Beyond that, it is up to the bartender or whoever as to what kind of vodka you use for a vodka martini. That said, plain vodka appears to be most common.
Different Vodka brands are made from different grains including wheat, oats, barley and other things like potatoes. Absolute is made from wheat. Wheat contains gluten. Therefore Absolute vodka has gluten. Take a person with a gluten problem and have them drink Absolute, which I have done myself. See what happens to them because I know what happens to me. The process of making the vodka does NOT remove the gluten and this answer comes from a person with celiac disease.
They die.
The grenade will be shot