You'll throw up two quarts of vodka plus what you had for dinner.
You will die.
You bend your knees and go up when you shoot.
I looked it up on Google and it appears to be vodka?!? it appears to be vodka?!? vodka is a beer
He starts meowing in russian.
You will have a mixed vodka with somewhere between 30 and 40% ABV (estimated to be 35% ABV or 70 US proof)
it lowers the alcohol percentage.
then you deserved to be slapped hard
The vodka will be diluted and will be more quickly absorbed thus affecting you more quickly. This is true of any mixers with alcohol.
The ground receives negative charges that shoot up into the clouds which causes rain to happen.
You die.
The grenade will be shot