don't smoke weed
They can get simulated.
Stems definitely do contain THC, just not near as much as the bud does. It is possible to get high off of smoking the stems, but you'll have to smoke a whole lot if you want to get blazed, and the smoke is harsh and disgusting.
No, it is a healthy high because your pet is not inhaling the smoke of the weed.
Your penis dies
If you are on probation and you smoke weed, you are likely to violate the terms of your probation, which could result in penalties such as a warning, probation extension, fines, community service, or even jail time, depending on the severity of the violation and the policies of your probation officer or court. It is important to adhere to the rules of your probation to avoid further legal consequences.
You get high
You get happy and hungry and sleepy
you get phucked up
Nothing
Nothing that wouldn't normally happen when you smoke.
Yes. Smoke weed instead.