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Well, first, you should make sure you aren't hallucinating. I think that is the most likely scenario here. Stop drinking, stop doing drugs, and check with your psychologist to make sure you are completely sane.
Then, see a vet if your hamster is ill. You don't want a talented hamster like that to pass away.
If you have done all of those things, and the hamster is still talking... then you might want to start with a YouTube video of your hamster talking... see if you can get popular. Try out for America's Got Talent... see if you and your talented hamster can make some money. :)
What else can I help you with?
What happens if your hamster loses hair becomes thin and will not eat his food?
Your hamster is getting old! :(
What happens when your dwarf hamster falls and becomes paralyzed?
He takes a one way trip to the Vet.
How can a hamster be pregnant?
Like anyother life form they reproduse and this happens when a male hamster impregnates it, you will notice the hamster get bigger and becomes pregnant just like we do. Hope this was any help to you. :)
What happens if your hamster is skinny?
the hamster is drawn to be very unheathy
What happens if your hamster stored rat poison in his cheeks?
mourn the loss of your hamster.
What happens your hamster is still?
It is dead :)
What happens when you kiss a hamster?
Nothing.
What happens if pepperoni is left out too long?
It get greesy and rots terribly
What happens when you put a snail and a hamster together?
the hamster will get pretty scared and bite and eat the snail.
What happens if your hamster eats weevils?
Too me
What happens to a hamster when it limps?
you go to the vet
What happens when Queen Elizabeth makes pronunciation or written English mistakes?
It becomes officially correct English. How else did English get pronounced so weird and spelt so queer?
