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If you ever get bitten by a midget then you must follow these steps...
1) access the wound carefully. If it is forming a green gooey substance, then i am afraid that you have only minutes before you become paralised.
2) Find the midget that bit you and extract the venom from their front fangs, but be very cautious and stay calm. For midgets can smell fear and they will stike again when they have an advantage.
3) Once you have collected the venom, mix the substance with Orange Juice and cheese (this is a favourite midget drink combo), then swallow fast.
4) Relax and soon the effects will show and you may shrink a few inches in the process but otherwise you will be fine.
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