they may get very sick
No, a jalapeno will not hurt a dog if a dog ate a piece of it. The dog may get a very hot mouth and will need water.
A small piece
Yes, it can.
My dog did
Turd= slang for a piece of excrement So, it means dog excrement
a long piece of meat in a bun
Car no its the dog
Yes a piece of paper is an object same as a pen or an apple or a dog are objects.
then its probably dead.
because one is a piece of poo the other piece of dog scat
One: "Chocked" is spelled choked. Two: Take your dog to the vet. He/She will know what to do.
It is highly unlikely.