You are funny.
¿Cómo está usted? in Spanish means "How are you?" in English.
Formal: Usted es divertido. Informal: Tu eres divertido.
Es / eres chistoso, a (formal / familiar singular)Son / sois chistosos, as (formal / familiar plural)
Not literally translated it means "What's your problem?"
Spanish: Usted gana a veces y usted no hace a veces. English: Sometimes you win and sometimes you do not.
Stitches in Spanish is: "puntadas." Puntadas
Hello (my) love you are handsome
IT CAN BE TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH AS FOLLOWED. You are really beautiful.
"Usted" is the formal version of "you." You would use it when speaking to someone of authority or respect. Otherwise, "tu" would be acceptable.
IT CAN BE TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH AS FOLLOWED. Are you, (followed by the sentence).
Parlez-vous inglés? in mixed French (Parlez-vous [anglais]?) and Spanish ([¿Habla usted] inglés?) means "Do you speak English?" in English.
espantado de usted (as translated by www.freetranslation.com)