If you are meaning the guy from 'Chewin' the Fat' his second name is Kiernan.
Unless you are of Scottish descent, you do not have a Scottish last name. The only other way to acquire a Scottish last name is to marry someone of Scottish descent.
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Darius last name ? Imitates snoop-dog,JZ, L.L. Cool J Who is it?
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the last name Meiklejohn, is Scottish
I believe Bailey is Scottish
Anthony Hancock or Anthony Hawks might be the comedian you are looking for.
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Scottish.
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