What is a beatster?

Answer 1

Well, it all depends on who you ask. One answer is someone who mends fishing nets, but that's not the answer we've been looking for, is it?

To the best of my knowlage, a beatster is what you get when you put a beatnik in the 21st so they become a better hipster than a hipster. They're the wierd anti-hipster that everyone's talking about.