A scorpion fly.
Earwigs are shaped like ants but have pincers on the head. They resemble scorpions at this end of the body.
mole cricket
Probably thinking of an eurypterid or sea-scorpion. The head looks like a horseshoe crab, but body is elongated with a lobster or scorpion-like appearance.
it lives were all the weed is
The insect that looks like a fly but has no wings and has black with white stripes and looks like a cross between a spider and a fly is namely, Jerusalem cricket.
Scorpion
that a coin scorpion doesn't have legs and a trap scorpion has four legs
You probably mean a robber fly, family Asilidae, they have a pretty long abdomen. Google it to be sure!
Flies have a gestation period of only 24 hours.
Fly
a beeterfly
That depends on where you fly from, but if you fly from USA you have to cross the Atlantic Ocean.