Here's a pretty good one since it is somewhat relevant to school, but not making fun of it!
You: Want to hear a pencil joke?
Teacher: Ok, I'll hear your joke.
You: Oh nevermind, it's POINTless!
petend to get into a fight with a friend in the middle of class
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse? Student: Mice TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby? Student: Twins
i know i didnt get in trouble for doing these but it depends if the teacher your pranking can take a joke if the teacher keeps a coat on the chair put something like a football under it if its a supply teacher switch desks then when she looks away switch desks again put ping pong balls in their desk
because he spilled water
The answer to the joke, what do you call a math teacher who is a secret agent, is a counterspy.
If this is a joke, i have no clue, but they teach English at school.
make a joke or yell or say I'm ready
Most wouldn't call that a joke, but more of an ironic situation.
I am not sure what is good because apparently i did not hear the joke for today.
Make a joke about an experience you both have in common. You could even make a joke about a teacher you both have or a sport you both play.
Silly Billy :-Dmy teacher taught me that joke
Joke!