-Stationery is always a great present, find a topic or character they like for the person your buying it to.
-I fancy Georgina Miners!
I bought a cheap pizza, although it did taste good.
I think online is where you could find an good place to buy cell phones cheap. I have found other things there that are cheap. It could give you the same results.
On her birthday.
A mate or a steak!
Tornadoes, Terroism,
a cheap but good camera or McDonald coupons
It is only usually to give a present once. If the person who receives it does not like their present then I suppose they could give it as a present to someone else, but that is not really very good form.
Yes, there are many online stores that you can purchase an iPad for cheap. One of the good online stores that I have used is EBay. It also give you good on your return purchase.
a bone a trip to the woods
You could give them a hook, or maybe a parrot!
Santa Claus probably will if you are good.
It depends on who it's for, and what the occasion is.