It would be funky monkey.
funky monkey
chunky monkey
Grape ape.
chunky monkey
It depends on your definition of weird.
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Ape. Bee in Italian is ape.
funky monkey
An ape is a large primate that lacks a tail. The Japanese translation of the word ape is saru, which also refers to monkeys.
No definitive proof has been found, but the best guess is about 6000 years ago. Anyway, how do I know you don't look like some weird ape thing?
"Southern ape", from the Latin word for "southern", australis, and the Greek word for "ape", pithecos.
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