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you could try food poisoning, but to have it for a week is pretty serious, so you might want to limit that one to about 2-3 days.

theres always hay fever for a day off.

try a migraine, they can last a few days, but a week long can be a sign of a serious problem, so again you might want to limit that one.

not sure after that really...

ooh, i know! you could fake having a really bad cold, then after a day have it develop into feeling sick, stomach aches etc., then the next day complain of all these plus headache, dizziness, light-headedness, the works. By this point you have had 3 days off. on day 4, maintain these symptoms, but throw in a couple of false alarm bathroom rushes, pretending you thought you were gonna be sick, and that night/evening, you rush to the bathroom and fake having been sick, and flush the toilet and spray a scent so theres no chance of looking for evidence. Day 5, you fake sick again, and also fake mild diarrhoea. Day 6, just fake the diarrhoea, and only fake the symptoms relevant to diarrhoea, like stomach pains and feeling shaky etc. On day 6, say you feel empty, hollow etc. have some food a few hours after everyone else, then when you've eaten it, say you feel really sick and go to bed. Complain of stomach pains, abdominal cramps, any stomach related ailment that works for you. Keep going to the bathroom and saying you thought you were gonna be sick or that it felt like you were gonna have diarrhoea. On day 7, don't be sick or anything, but keep up those false alarms. Eat something with no sick or diarrhoea at lunchtime, then slowly recover over the rest of that day and day 8. This illness faking will make it seem like you have a bug, or food poisoning, or the flu. If you mention early on in the week that theres been a bug going around and you hope you havent caught it cos you've heard it was really horrible and everyone said they felt totally awful when they had it, and say that it can last up to about 2 weeks of living hell, etc., and make it sound really really really really bad to have it, then you will get away with it much much better. GOOD LUCK :) i hope it works for you. :)

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Hay fever - rub your eyes until red and fake sneeze and cough if can. Say you have a sore throat and your eyes hurt.

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