French is best learned through programs such as Rosetta Stone, if you're not presented with the means for traveling to a Francophone country. Survival is the best way to learn a language, thus you would want to emerce yourself in a place where the language is spoken.
I've never heard of the "Spinach" language, but Spinach casseroles are delicious and recipes can be found via food network.com.
A french school.
A french school.
Anyone can speak French! You should determine you style of learning to figure out how you can learn French the best way possible. A friend who can speak with you is also helpful.
The best way to learn french is in a school or spoken. If you learn it online then you'll probably get all the spoken words wrong. I don't know any websites.
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Spinach
In French, "spinach" is translated as "épinard," which is a masculine noun. Therefore, you would use masculine articles and adjectives with it, such as "le" for "the" and "un" for "a."
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Salade d'épinards
To learn to learn is "apprendre à apprendre" in French.
There are a few different French schools that teach french for people who are coming to visit, it can be expensive to do this so the best thing is to learn before one visits there.