What is the connection between sausages oxford genesis and west highland terrier?

Answer 1

Because a guy went to college at Oxford when he graduated high school and his parents had a dog who was a mastiff. In the guy's third year of college, his parents called him to tell him the dog had died but his phone was turned off and in his dorm room so he never got it and they had to leave a message. When he got back to his dorm that day, his bible was dog-eared to Genesis chapter 2 and sitting on top of his microwave in which he had cooked sausages yesterday and it still stunk because it turned out the sausages were bad but thankfully he had noticed the blue fuzz before he actually ate any. Well, the guy saw his phone sitting on the counter--next to the microwave which still smelled like old sausage--he turned his phone on to charge it and he saw he had a voicemail so he listened to it and then started crying so he was late for a study hall. Now you're probably wondering what this story has to do with a west highland terrier. Well, the dog breeder--that his parents got the mastiff puppy from when he was 7--actually got a mastiff female from a rescue shelter in their neighborhood before they moved their location. After they moved location, the husband of the woman who actually ran the pet store called her on a Friday--and by the way they were responsible and not a puppy mill--to tell her that the mastiff they had gotten was pregnant. Right after the woman hung up, she had to take the west highland terrier puppies for a walk. Now, this was exactly a year before the parents even arrived at the pet store to buy the mastiff puppy, and one of the west highland terrier puppies she was taking for a walk was, unbeknownst at the time to the woman who ran the pet store, sick from eating sausage that he had snatched from her breakfast sandwich which she had left out that morning and had gotten stale by the time he got the sausage out of it. Creepy, huh?