a penis
Doubt there is a specific definition for a straight penis. Terminology-wise, a penis is a penis. But in my opinion "schlong" sounds like it should be given that meaning :3
Dong
schlong
because of his massive schlong
Almost as big as Howard Stern's schlong.
Longer than your schlong.
how big the black schlong is
Tell them your schlong is taking you hostage, and it's using a schlong shaped knife, which in the long run, yeah, just go to school. Don't put your schlong through this process otherwise it will fall off. Trust me, been there.....done that ;3
A schlong isn't necessarily required to be a photographer. Some females make excellent photographers too!
Sometimes if you close your eyes really hard you can see an outline of a mysterious shape. Which would happen to be my schlong.
If mom and dad have money, the draft dodger either went to college or they hired an attorney.
Well...I'm a red-head and I've got a 7-inch long, 14-15cm around schlong...so...