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What is the difference between your mom and a monkey with a rattle?
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What do these jokes mean What is the difference between a PB and J and a hag with a guitar One is a sandwich the other is a band witch Why did the ghost get wet His mom was washing his sheets?
The first joke is simply a play on words between "sandwich" and "band witch":Q: What is the difference between a PB and J and a hag with a guitarPunchline: One is a sandwich the other is a band witch.A hag is an old expression for a very old, often ugly, woman. Hag used to be almost the same as the meaning of witch, especially in story books like fairy tales.A "band witch" refers to how music bands usually have guitar players. But here, it is a witch playing the guitar, except they made it into a phrase "band witch" so it would rhyme with sandwich.For the other joke, it's a play on the visual aspects of jokes.Q: Why did the ghost get wet His mom was washing his sheetsPunchline: His mom was washing his sheets.Ghosts are invisible. The mom could not see the ghost when she took the sheets and put them into the washing machine. So, the ghost got wet because the ghost couldn't be seen.
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